yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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