At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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