Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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