I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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