Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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