How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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