Sorry, I don't speak sober.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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