so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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