Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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