i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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