Tell her she can't have a vagina
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I think I am morally bankrupt
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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