I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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