when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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