oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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