You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Randomize
