I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
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I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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