How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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