32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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