Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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