fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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