I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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