google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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