The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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