This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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