hotel room ftw
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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