when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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