That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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