So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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