She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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