Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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