I met the friendliest cop last night
where does the pee come out of this thing
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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