when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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