I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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