didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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