I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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