Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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