yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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