Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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