Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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