I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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