just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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