It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
nutella sex= disaster
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She bit a glass in half.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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