We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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