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dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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