:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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