Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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