I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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