Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
vagina is talking i cant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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