My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
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He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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