i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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