I bet he comes in French.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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