Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i don't like sucking hair
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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