Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
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