Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
We left the knife in your bed.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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