halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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