Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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