You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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